Home security is becoming a major concern as porch pirates become increasingly brazen. But one innovative homeowner has found a way to deter these thieves with a simple, yet effective, device: a glitter bomb. When activated by motion sensors, the glitter bomb detonates a cloud of sparkly particles that temporarily disorients the unsuspecting thief.

Chaos erupted in the heart of the Big Easy/NOLA/New Orleans last night as a massive jailbreak sent shockwaves/fear/panic through the streets. Over two dozen/a score/fifty inmates escaped/made their getaway/broke out from the city's/Louisiana State/local penitentiary, leaving authorities scrambling to regain control. Eyewitnesses report seeing a flu